Do you have Horns?

I found myself teasingly asking my son this last week "do you have horns?"  The first few times his answer was "no mama just ears". Then he realized I was teasing him about his rug burn scabs and he would cry "no horns".
I need to remember the "no just ears" for the next someone asks me if Mormons have horns or if as a Mormon I have horns.
Al got his "horns" by playing with the girls while they were sitting in a doorway bouncer. He was crawling under them and gave himself a rug burn on his forehead. The scabs fell off a few days later, They never bled but they did blister right at first. Poor kiddo, I hope he now has learned what happens when you rub against the carpet like that.